Let’s cut the crap. We both know what you really want.
Piping hot mountains of it. More pussy and bangs than you can possibly handle. BANGS with high quality girls. Sex with them. Bangs and sex, constantly, every day – constantly! Hot women at your beck and call.
So why are you sitting at home COCK IN HAND, wanking to internet porn?
Right now, HOT GIRLS want you to get them and FUCK them. They want you to PUT YOUR PENIS IN THEIR WET VAGINAS then repeatedly thrust it back and forwards FUCKING THEM HARD so they moan and orgasm. They want you to be the man that fucks them. They get turned on by knowing you fuck other women.
But you aren’t doing this, are you? Instead you’re at home in your bedroom with your underpants and socks on. Beside you is a cheese and pickle toastie and a cup of tea that your mum brought up for you five minutes ago. You talk into your headset, barking orders at your ‘crew’, the group of Korean gamers you play World of Warcraft with. Your dwarf is becoming ever more powerful.
YOU MIGHT BE A POWERFUL DWARF BUT YOU’RE A LOSER IN THE SEXUAL MARKETPLACE.
That’s right. A SEXLESS LOSER.
You’re a loser who could be a winner. Why be a WANKING DWARF when you could be FUCKING GIRLS, hot girls, EVERY DAY. Putting your penis into them, giving it to them hard and pumping them like they want.
Would you like to DISCOVER THE SHOCKINGLY SIMPLE SECRET TO UNLEASHING A TSUNAMI OF HOT GIRLS INTO YOUR LIFE?
If you don’t. Then it’s critically important YOU STOP READING NOW.
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Let’s hear from Deepak, age 42, who was a loser but is now a winner.
“I had achieved a lot in my life. I was a senior Python developer for Uber and had two friends, one of whom was not from India. Why was I so lonely? I’d tried all the usual ‘game’ nonsense and failed. This ‘PUA’ stuff was so sad and needy”.
“Bodi’s stuff was refreshingly different and not creepy at all. A week after starting, it CATAPULTED ME OVER THE HUGE, CRENELATED, STONE WALLS OF A FORBIDDEN CITY. A CITY OF PUNANI. Within days I was living the life of a 14th century Indian Raja, knee-deep in pussy and with a harem of top model virgin teen HB9’s. Just last month alone I banged FIFTEEN women, and I mean actually sex with the happiness, not rapes”.
Look, let’s get serious for a moment. I know you’re a good guy. As a friend, let me tell you you can forget all the other PUA NONSENSE and ‘SECRET SYSTEMS’, such as products by Krauser. These men are all weird loners, utterly repellent to women. You’re good as you are, you just need a little polish.
This PUA stuff is SAD and beneath men like you. It’s laughable.
My PUA stuff is THE REAL DEAL.
It simply accesses natural, untapped areas of your masculine core. It allows women to see the real you. It does this effortlessly, without ANY EFFORT. Yes, with no effort WHATSEOVER. There’s no discomfort, no silly running about doing stupid old school nonsense like “opening girls”. With these NATURAL AND EFFORTLESS TWEAKS top-tier women will naturally gravitate to you.
By using this SECRET SYSTEM you will make yourself absolutely REJECTION PROOF.
Without any effort, approaches, skill, changing yourself, improving yourself, learning to be interesting and nice, learning to be funny, learning any ‘tricks’ AND without ever being rejected EVER you will bang huge amounts of top-tier young women and have a life of endless sex.
CAN YOU ACTUALLY HANDLE THAT MUCH SEX?
If you cannot. I beg you to stop reading now.
Our finance manager said we were INSANE for selling this gold for such a low price.
We DEMANDED that we could, because it changes lives.
What man wouldn’t live a lifetime of sexual abundance for $297?
SIGN ME UP FOR A LIFETIME OF SEXUAL SLAVERY ON THE CRUISE-SHIP S.S. PUNANI, SATISFYING THE CARNAL WHIMS OF ALL MANNER OF WOMEN ON A DAILY BASIS. I CANNOT BELIEVE MY TICKET ONLY COSTS $99. I DEMAND TO BUY THIS NOW BEFORE THEY REALISE THEIR MISTAKE.
Ex LOSER, but now Top London PUA, Fantasia, says:
“This book is the most PANTY MOISTENING text in existence. In fact, it’s not a book; it’s an instruction manual to build A SEX MACHINE. I was celibate for 32 years but after reading this, and simply talking to five thousand three hundred and seventy two women I had sexual intercourse with a real girl”.
The sex machine is you. Yes, you read that correctly.
My name is John Bodi, and I can turn you into a sex machine. I am going to take you on a journey you will never forget. You are Luke Skywalker. Consider me your sex Yoda.
You see, I too once walked in the world of shame. A place BARREN OF ALL PUSSY. My life was a PUSSY-NUKING HELL OF NERDISM. Any pussy that came within five miles of me immediately dried up like a raisin.
My life was that of a nerd loser:
- Dungeons and Dragons
- Not being cool at school
- Not having a brand-name sports bag for gym lessons
- Being more intelligent than average
- Not hiding my dislike of football
- Good grades
I know where it went wrong for you. I know about the role play games. I know about dad giving you money to go to soccer practice, and you sneaking off to play ‘Magic The Gathering’ instead. I know you probably wasted your youth studying, and your early twenties in pussy-kryptonite jobs, instead of bodybuilding or working in Starbucks.
Don’t worry! THERE IS STILL HOPE. THERE IS GAME.
But not like other game. Which is rubbish and just silly PUA nonsense. This is a totally different thing.
Did you read my first book? If not, GO AND SLIT YOUR THROAT NOW AND RUB THE BLOOD INTO YOUR UNDERPANTS. It’s the only bodily fluid which your shrivelled member will ever experience.
In the seminally acclaimed* “Death By A Thousand Sluts, Part One” I described starting out as a rage-filled, fat, middle-aged Gamma and then undertaking an amazing journey into game. Through trial and tribulation I finally ended up a rage-filled, fat, midde-aged Gamma undertaking an amazing journey into game. It was a laugh, though.
What happened next? What happened when I accessed the HIGHER LEVEL OF GAME and INNERMOST secrets.
I had several breakdowns and ended up in bed, crying, eating Haribo and watching My Little Pony on Youtube.
BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT
I discovered that the TRUE REAL ESSENCE OF GAME was really damn difficult, and not a fun jape after all.
No, hang on, I mean IT WAS A SIMPLE EASY SECRET.
Game’s hard. Changing your identity and your whole life is hard, especially when you come from a difficult place.
FUCK. No. What I mean is that if you don’t do any silly PUA nonsense and access your natural core … fuck. No. That doesn’t work.
My first book was the story of what happens when a middle-aged man discovers game and tries to give it a shot
See how I went from LOSER to REJECTION PROOF PLAYER who, no, hang on. That’s bullshit. Nope. That didn’t work.
This, my second book, and continues the story, answering the question that LITERALLY DOZENS of readers have asked me: “what on earth happened next?”.
Truth is stranger than fiction, and that’s a fact. Little did I realise when I read The Game (which I think is mostly made up) that years later I’d be living in MY VERY OWN PUA MANSION. Yes, The Game actually became real. I need to stop using block capitals. OK, I actually really did live in a PUA mansion. I’m not joking anymore.
Before I knew it I was living in a ramshackle old building in London with a collection of eclectic game weirdos. I was going on ‘game holidays’ and devoting myself full time to my game pursuits (this is also true).
Weirdness. Squalor. Crazy stories. Game and more game, and eventually… some success.
This is the story of my game life in London. It seems more made-up than The Game, but the irony is it’s all true**.
- Read about the madness of living with a bunch of larger-than-life game fanatics in a disused care-home in west London.
- Full of side-splitting anecdotes and japes
- Experience the utter squalor and depravity of our lives.
- Vicariously live through the ludicrous girl stories and adventures we got up to.
- Learn the core psychological deficiences and exploitative methods used by deeply broken people.
- Learn valuable lessons to never consider following this life path.
This book has been hand-crafted by myself, stuffed full of every sight, sense, sound, pathetic hope and dream and every crushing failure of that time. It’s a bit more polished than my first one and I hope it reads a bit slicker. Here are some more screenshots so you can have a look.
It’s not just a story, it’s a psychology text book. Like the first one, you might think it’s a squalid Bottom-World® story but it’s more than that, it’s an inner-game masterpiece. Through my endless doubts and suffering, learn PRICELESS LESSONS (sorry I keep doing that) about your inner-game journey through game.
Maybe you’re a ‘Chad’, someone who never had any inner-game issues. If so, enjoy the stories. If not, you’re going to get a deep insight, probably into things you yourself have worried about. I’m going to crystallize and codify things which have swirled around in a fog, worrying you and holding you back every since you started game.
I know what’s it’s like to fail and to have doubts, and I lay my story bare.
Ontop of this, the book is a de facto game text book. Like in Part One, I’ve littered it with dozens of pop-outs, each one NUGGETS OF PURE BODI-THOUGHT™ GOLD. These are my take on a whole range of Red Pill and game issues. A reviewer for my previous book said:
Don’t underrate them. It’s a book within a book.
It’s 361 pages. Colour cover with black and white interior. Makes Dante’s Inferno look like Play School.
That’s it, sales pitch over. I hope you enjoy it.